Rejoice, oh reader, for we have finally arrived at that most
critical of destinations: The first of my analytical posts, whose existence I
myself doubt even as I’m typing this. I’ve learned quite a bit about blogging
in the past few months, the main one being that consistent Internet
opinionating is not too far off from a second job. I won’t bore you with the
details, but suffice to say that this post should have been begun several times
before it actually commenced.